you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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