I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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