Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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