We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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