dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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