it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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