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  • Submitted by raylealadee on Dec 10, 11 at 5:34pm

    Oh sweet pea, you need a shot of "I'm better than this" in the right the fuck yesterday

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 11 at 7:21am

    Keep thinking that as the cats in your house accumulate.

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    Submitted by ZARDOZ on Dec 10, 11 at 3:39pm

    Didn't even need to look at the area code to know it's from Alabama. Actually guessed Arkansas, but same thing really.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 10, 11 at 3:42pm

    He's supposed to fuck his wife you insolent cow.

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Dec 10, 11 at 3:36pm

    Instead of that, why don't you go get laid yourself?

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 10, 11 at 9:46pm

      Yup, quit over-thinking it and just get on with your life...preferably by heading down to the pub, finding a decent dude, and giving him a night to remember.

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 11, 11 at 1:24am

    Stop kidding yourself. You're not that good.

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 11, 11 at 10:12pm

    Aww, bless your little heart...

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 10, 11 at 8:29pm

    Why are you worried what he's doing? Go get you sum! LOL

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 5:13pm

    yea cause Meth bitches are such wonderful catches

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 6, 12 at 9:35am

    Actually they are doing all the fun, sexy things you said no to and she's\nSmiling and having a great time!