Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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