Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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When I told him he should stick his dick in the pickle slicer, I meant the girl slicing pickles...not the actual machine.
got fired for that
You can't fix stupid.
You went right to the "Toys for advanced players" page of the J.T.'s Stockroom catalog, didn't you? Hint: "CBT" does not stand for "Computer Based Training".
That's why you stay away from leather palaces and bears young man
2 smashing dicks. it's cool.
And soon your dick will have the genital warts that look like horns too.