i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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