I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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