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  • he's more than ready for college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:21pm
  • haha this TOTALLY happened to me too! In the beginning of the year at college I hooked up with a guy who said he was 22 and then he added me to facebook and I realized his 18th birthday was like 2 days prior...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:39am
  • Union + Orientation + Crawling distance from the bars to anywhere in the 'boro= GSU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Kennesaw doesn't have a "union".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Yeah ksu doesn't have a "union" either. It has to be in the 'boro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:52pm
  • ATL! Oh god.. I think I know them hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:56pm
  • the 17 year old is college bound. gotta hand it to him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:03pm
  • hahahha the exact same thing happened to my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:00pm
  • KSU all the way!! This is defff state or tech or kennesaw state. Not uga or michigan. unless both people are from atl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:56pm
  • that's like straight out of a crappy teen movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:02pm
  • oh god... something similar happened to me once.... terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:24pm
  • haha for real, the guy who said the distance between orientation and the bars is a mile for ugs is ridiculous. here at GSU our union and our bars are literally about 170 yards away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:40am
  • Duh, GCSU bobcats baby. STILL UNDEFEATED IN FOOTBALL!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:30pm
  • thats ksu man. cougars all over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:01am
  • or more likely uga since you can get into any bar w a fake id, gotta love athens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:17am
  • lol at 5:30. Represent!!! Go Bobcats!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:24pm
  • babygirls a cougar. i like it. im jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:50pm
  • lol @404 sounds like something i would say =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:43pm
  • this is DEFINITELY Georgia Southern. I live right between the bars and the union. this sort of thing surprises me NOT! i love GSU!!!!!

    Submitted by gsuchick18 on Sep 19, 10 at 4:42pm
  • epic win for that guy!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:24pm
  • 10:29 is right, the bars are practically ON campus. In fact, they're located in front of the freshman dorms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:37pm
  • 17 is legal in ga lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:41am
  • Way to go Kennesaw State University!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:38pm
  • You misspelled pedophile. You should stay in college much much longer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I second 7:06. Definitely ready for college success.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:29pm
  • i lost my V to a 23 year old, I was 16. It was awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Seriously? The fucking "first" guy is on here now? This website is over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:06pm
  • might be OU, the union is pretty easy to drink at underage here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:07am
  • this person deserves it for spelling pedophile "pedifile"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:57pm
  • this is for sure ga southern. i know because i have been in the same position. i keep getting older and these soar kids keep staying the same age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:57pm
  • haha so GA Southern, I am working Orientation at the Union. Did you have to give him a ride back to the dorms in the morning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:10pm
  • oh atlanta how I love thee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:23pm
  • this isnt at uga. theres no building called the union

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:51pm
  • lol @ people calling the downfall of the site so what they called first, big fucking deal! obvs a troll, don't cry so much about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:22pm
  • This is at University of Michigan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Definitely sounds like UGA... GO DAWGS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:24am
  • Another chick outsmarted by a 17 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:31pm
  • "the union" isnt a building on the UGA campus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:11pm
  • ga southerns "soar" happens less than 300 yds from the "bars"...f walking a mile! eagles crawl from the bars back to class!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:29am
  • This is not at Ga Tech. There is building is called the Student Center at GT, not the Student Union. Must be KSU or UGA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Sounds like something that would happen at GA Southern...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:42pm
  • That's the area codes for my college. I was an Orientation Leader this weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:26pm
  • This is def UGA, there is another group of orientation kids going out tonight. should be fun, I guess Ill see ya at Bourbon...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:23pm
  • this is the least funny tfln i've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:47pm
  • i say its ga southern, soar just started down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:54am
  • Sounds to me like the kid is ready for college success

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:06pm
  • another soar is on thursday. get ready!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:04am
  • ATHENS! Hahaha. We had so much drunken fun with the orientation-ies Thursday night :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:16am
  • This one's pretty good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Why would it be anywhere else? Athens is a collegetown.... The distance between where Orientation is held and the bars is less than a mile!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:27am
  • Orientation at UGA is in full effect.... Arches anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:25am
  • this has got to be UGA.... I went downtown to bars when I was 17 at orientation.. i def didn't go home with anyone though! tooooo funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:16pm
  • u gotta to love GA Southern!!!....the union all the way........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:05am
  • hell yeah!!!! that is college at its best/worst whichever way you want to think. EAGLES!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:03pm
  • this is UW-Madison for sure!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:10am
  • this is def from GA southern.. AWESOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I really want to know which college this is from. It sounds like something that would happen at Kennesaw or GA Southern... not so likely at UGA...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:08am
  • I need to go to this college for "orentation"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:21pm