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  • Submitted by TH3N355 on Dec 21, 10 at 11:10am

    Wow, so it looks like TFLN is going to need to provide a "Bad Quarter Century" button for OP. I don't think "Bad night" quite does this justice.

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 21, 10 at 1:42pm

    How do you live 27 years without an orgasm?!? ERROR ERROR does not compute!

  • Submitted by randomname on Dec 21, 10 at 11:05am

    Get a friggin vibrator!!

  • Submitted by hvltn on Dec 21, 10 at 9:09pm

    Vibrator, hell. Sounds like that thing needs a defibrillator.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 21, 10 at 12:22pm

    After break I could put u in "Orgasm heaven since 2011"

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    Submitted by wwiiace on Dec 21, 10 at 5:58pm

    Obviously you dont come with anything so why should a sign be any different?

  • 80 55
    Submitted by pindsey on Dec 22, 10 at 3:17am

    My vagina got sad reading this

  • 75 54
    Submitted by loveforyou on Dec 21, 10 at 10:30am

    What the hell

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      Submitted by wuddahull on Dec 21, 10 at 12:14pm

      i couldn't agree more!

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    Submitted by xoNYbaby on Dec 21, 10 at 1:30pm

    Smartastic: I would let you in my pants for that one

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Im_that_dude on Dec 22, 10 at 6:19pm

    challenge accepted.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by tonerp on Dec 23, 10 at 3:38am

    You must live a sad, sad life.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Dec 23, 10 at 12:08am

    girl, you you need to buy a fucking vibrator. you have no excuses.

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    Submitted by awkwardepicfail on Dec 21, 10 at 9:38pm

    Haha that sounds like a phrase I heard on how I met your mother today. It was like, "vomit free since 93" or somethin like that. This text was just lame..

  • 51 54
    Submitted by XTealX on Dec 23, 10 at 11:59pm

    Not even gonna attempt to calculate your age from that.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by spearchucket on Dec 22, 10 at 11:49am

    Hey. It could be a guy

  • 54 61
    Submitted by kleigh426 on Dec 22, 10 at 12:16am

    I logged on solely to post that my mother boasted the "vomit free since 93" phrase for the past 17 years. Then she got sick last week

  • 49 52
    Submitted by SALIA on Dec 23, 10 at 3:25am

    Hvltn, that was brilliant! HaHaHa!

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Mulc on Dec 21, 10 at 10:35am

    Would be a fun challenge =)

  • 51 64
    Submitted by shorty530 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:05pm

    Unfortunately I'm in the same boat :(

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      Submitted by rae6893 on Dec 22, 10 at 1:42pm

      I am as well I don't understaaaand :'(

      • 65 59
        Submitted by MoFruity on Feb 11, 11 at 3:07pm

        yeahhh fuck everything :(

  • 57 80
    Submitted by dartan on Dec 21, 10 at 11:06am

    Thats wrong.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by NecroSen on Dec 23, 10 at 8:50am

    I can fix that.

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    Submitted by kleigh426 on Dec 22, 10 at 12:18am

    It didn't let me finish...anyway, mom, legit...didn't even throw up during chemo. She STARTED the "vomit free since 93" slogan!

  • 44 61
    Submitted by TBONEa on Dec 21, 10 at 11:58pm

    thats not a warning thats an invite

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    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Dec 23, 10 at 12:10am

    girl, you need to buy a fucking vibrator. you have no excuses.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by resevl260 on Dec 24, 10 at 7:39am

    I agree with IM_THAT_DUDE. Though, i'm a chick, challenge accepted ;)

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Dec 21, 10 at 1:04pm

    1983?? How old r u??