I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Wow, so it looks like TFLN is going to need to provide a "Bad Quarter Century" button for OP. I don't think "Bad night" quite does this justice.
How do you live 27 years without an orgasm?!? ERROR ERROR does not compute!
Get a friggin vibrator!!
Vibrator, hell. Sounds like that thing needs a defibrillator.
After break I could put u in "Orgasm heaven since 2011"
Obviously you dont come with anything so why should a sign be any different?
My vagina got sad reading this
What the hell
i couldn't agree more!
Smartastic: I would let you in my pants for that one
You must live a sad, sad life.
Would be a fun challenge =)
girl, you you need to buy a fucking vibrator. you have no excuses.
I logged on solely to post that my mother boasted the "vomit free since 93" phrase for the past 17 years. Then she got sick last week
Haha that sounds like a phrase I heard on how I met your mother today. It was like, "vomit free since 93" or somethin like that. This text was just lame..
1983?? How old r u??
I agree with IM_THAT_DUDE. Though, i'm a chick, challenge accepted ;)
Hey. It could be a guy
Not even gonna attempt to calculate your age from that.
I can fix that.
It didn't let me finish...anyway, mom, legit...didn't even throw up during chemo. She STARTED the "vomit free since 93" slogan!
Unfortunately I'm in the same boat :(
I am as well I don't understaaaand :'(
yeahhh fuck everything :(
Hvltn, that was brilliant! HaHaHa!
thats not a warning thats an invite
girl, you need to buy a fucking vibrator. you have no excuses.