I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Wow, so it looks like TFLN is going to need to provide a "Bad Quarter Century" button for OP. I don't think "Bad night" quite does this justice.
How do you live 27 years without an orgasm?!? ERROR ERROR does not compute!
Get a friggin vibrator!!
Vibrator, hell. Sounds like that thing needs a defibrillator.
After break I could put u in "Orgasm heaven since 2011"
Obviously you dont come with anything so why should a sign be any different?
My vagina got sad reading this
What the hell
i couldn't agree more!
Smartastic: I would let you in my pants for that one
Would be a fun challenge =)
You must live a sad, sad life.
I logged on solely to post that my mother boasted the "vomit free since 93" phrase for the past 17 years. Then she got sick last week
girl, you you need to buy a fucking vibrator. you have no excuses.
Haha that sounds like a phrase I heard on how I met your mother today. It was like, "vomit free since 93" or somethin like that. This text was just lame..
1983?? How old r u??
I agree with IM_THAT_DUDE. Though, i'm a chick, challenge accepted ;)
Not even gonna attempt to calculate your age from that.
Hey. It could be a guy
It didn't let me finish...anyway, mom, legit...didn't even throw up during chemo. She STARTED the "vomit free since 93" slogan!
I can fix that.
Hvltn, that was brilliant! HaHaHa!
thats not a warning thats an invite
Unfortunately I'm in the same boat :(
I am as well I don't understaaaand :'(
yeahhh fuck everything :(
girl, you need to buy a fucking vibrator. you have no excuses.