Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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Have your fun now. Shit's gonna change eventually. The more assholes like you take advantage of social programs, the more people get pissed and demand entitlement program reform.
Unemployment money is earned when you worked. Every citizen has some and depending in how long you've already worked and were paid determines how much you have to draw from. It's your own money. Read your next paycheck...
At least somebody knows what they're talking about
This makes me sick. You are proud to be taking money away from people who have families that they are trying to support and spending it on alcohol. Grow up.
oh calm down miss pissy pants
Get off your pedestal, bitch. You think finding a job is easy? It's a challenging task for all, even the educated. This isn't welfare; it's unemployment. They did their time, they were laid off, and now they deserve whatever money they get. Seriously, go fuck yourself. I'm assuming you're a self righteous christian with an attitude like that. Yes, that's me judging you just as you're judging them.
its not hard to find a job you dumb fuck you just think you deserve one better than all the tons out there, should have had a better major than business or some stupid fucking general worthless thing everyone gets and then is surprised they cant find a job, go pop out some more kids like the blacks and get your check from obama and live off us who pay all the damn taxes
First of all, you don't know me so don't call me a bitch. And I have no pedestal, I've been supporting myself since I was 17. I paid for all my own bills working in fast food because it's what I had to do. And now I'm putting myself through college while raising my 4 month old son and working. If you get laid off, get off your pedestal and get a job wherever you can if you're that desperate. Don't take money from people like me, who works and has a family to raise and bills to p
I just graduated after getting my BA (with high grades, too) and I've been applying for every single job imaginable- cleaning, fast-food, whatever- I don't give a damn, I'd do anything, and I'm on unemployment. Getting a job is HARD. Especially if you don't already have a job. You are on a pedestal. Get down off it and realise your life is hard, but that doesn't make everyone else's easy.
While I won't put you down, I find you to be on a pedestal. Unemployment is there for a reason and it is paid for by employers. Look it up. If you choose not to use it that's fine but do not judge someone else because they do. This person might have made it sound like they will drink it all away but when bills come do they won't be drinking. Calm down and enjoy your own life.
You're welcome, asshole.
What they should do is save some money the gov't is giving them and start dealing drugs. Haha. Take from the gov't and invest in the people!
*and every dollar spent is taxed u help the economy just as much as the next guy
Since when the fuck did this site get so serious?! GAH! Where's all the witty funny comments? I don't come here to read fucking political debates.
you should celebrate by getting a makeover to look for a new job!
Oh shut the fuck up haters. Being on unemployment doesn't mean you have to be locked away in a dark room til you get a job.
I think the main joke is the "functioning society" bit. I mean, who are you Americans trying to fool with that doozy?
U both should kill yourself's
It's 'yourselves'....if you're going to look down on people, you might want to educate yourself first.
Fuck. why work when you can drink on the beach!
Hey everyone who has no idea how this works they paid in to unemployment like you that is why they get it. Get over yourselves and your own problems this Isn't drudge report so stop acting like it.\nSigned,\nAn informed conservative
Hey all you fucking morons! Have you never paid attention to your check stub? You pay into unemployment with each check
I am on unemployment. I was not aware my job was at risk when I lost it. It is the economy as it is that has caused this situation. The company that lets you go who pays, at least in GA. They pay insurance for this exact situation. We are all trying to support ourselves. Perhaps those on unemployment help teach the employers to be more professional in their decisions when others' livelihood is at stake. Yes, taxes are paid on the income, and it is a fraction of what you used to be making. It does howev
It's our bosses that lay us off that cause this. Not us.\n\n"It's just business." Haters keep that in mind. ;)
Posted, I suspect, by the self righteous jerks who wanted to comment on it.
oh boy the tea baggers are out in full force with this txt
As are bleeding-heart libtards like you.
have your fun now. but if you dont have a job and still celebrating living off tax payers money in a couple months, i hope you get eaten by a shark.
Afterthought: unemployment is a scary thing. Props to these two for making the best of a bad situation and staying positive. Also, I don't know if I'd call our society "functional" ... Most days it seems like it's circling the fucking drain.
You're the reason that the economy is the way it is. Do everyone around you a favor and just kill yourselves.
...and spending beyond our means has nothing to do with it. I love how easy it is for everyone to pass blame.
at least these "FIB's" likely dont have enough money to head to wisconsin for the summer
They did in fact have enough money to head to Wisconsin and passed as expected. Who needs Wisconsin cheese when you can go to the Hamptons and New Buffalo, Michigan?
73 weeks in an lovin' life!! Might be employed soon though... those mandatory 2 applications a week are brutal.
Continued- however help lend an amount time to find a job you like instead of picking up the first opportunity that can leave you again jobless. People are not awarded unemployment when fired unless done so wrongfully by their employers. Sticking up for yourself is a beautiful thing. I'll toast to that!
mind if I join you guys!!!????
Fuckin lazy bums. U make me hate chicago and dupage county that much more
sounds like a fine day too me. free money=free booze
You paid taxes the whole time you were employed (and you still are) and your employer paid unemployment insurance. You are not taking money out of anyone's pocket by being on unemployment. In fact, you and your friend maybe opened up two positions for people in need of work. So enjoy your freedom for as long UC benefit will support it and hope you don't need to worry about retirement or medical coverage. I wish I could get some unemployment.
Seriously? Unemployment is not a bad thing only if your not actively looking for a job or going to school anyone here that says unemployment is bad can go eat a dick my dad is on unemployment and he worked at this place for over 39 years but he is going to school
People like you is why our world is so fucked up... You must be an Obama fan... What a fucking piece of shit
Man! I am so jealous of you guys!!! (As I am typing this in a meeting...)
@fucknickleback What's wrong with being a self righteous christian? I'm going to assume you are a radical atheist and liberal. That's right I just discriminated against you like you discriminated against people that believe in hard work and earning their money the right way instead of off the backs of the hard working americns
I'm afraid you're missing the point on the purpose of unemployment. Just because someone is laid off does not mean they aren't a hard worker. Learn to read. By the way, I forgot to add ignorant to my Christian description. Way to fit that description.
And to answer your question, being self righteous is not christ like. That's something many believers can't seem to grasp
Obama loves you;)
Haha have a great one man I did this for over a year fuck these haters they don't know that unemployment money stimulates re economy just as much if not more than a normal job look it up every billion givin in unemployment is almost doubled they give you the money tax it am egerydollat spent is race s
..I'm sorry, was that English?
Obama loves you and wants you to be drunk
Haters are going to Hate... These people get to party for the next two and a half years while the Haters have to get up and go to work since they decided to have kids in their early twenties. Best 2 1/2 years of my life :)
Yea it's somewhat English that is supposedly auto corrected by my phone and turned what I said into gibberish lol