He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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