Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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