You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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