I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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