Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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