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  • 41 45
    Submitted by rikie83 on Oct 1, 12 at 10:36am

    I'd run if a crazy monkey was chasing me for sex.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Oct 1, 12 at 3:18pm

    Crazy monkey sex earns you a one day excused absence from the gym

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 1, 12 at 5:46pm

    I'm sure the effort you put in to chasing down and carching the crazy monkey counts as at least a gym day. Then you get to add all the energy used fucking it. So you're probably good unt you run out of bath salts.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by ElleNicole28 on Oct 2, 12 at 1:54am

    Just put the crazy monkey in the shower with the Eiffel tower statue, lock the door, and head off to the gym. Problem solved.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 9:50pm

    I'd break in to my house as well if I was being chased by a crazy monkey that wanted to have sex with me as well. I'm sure that was enough cardio for the day

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 2, 12 at 12:01am

    Mr. Peepers?