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  • I'd run if a crazy monkey was chasing me for sex.

    Submitted by rikie83 on Oct 1, 12 at 10:36am
  • Crazy monkey sex earns you a one day excused absence from the gym

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Oct 1, 12 at 3:18pm
  • I'm sure the effort you put in to chasing down and carching the crazy monkey counts as at least a gym day. Then you get to add all the energy used fucking it. So you're probably good unt you run out of bath salts.

    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 1, 12 at 5:46pm
  • Just put the crazy monkey in the shower with the Eiffel tower statue, lock the door, and head off to the gym. Problem solved.

    Submitted by ElleNicole28 on Oct 2, 12 at 1:54am
  • I'd break in to my house as well if I was being chased by a crazy monkey that wanted to have sex with me as well. I'm sure that was enough cardio for the day

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 9:50pm
  • Mr. Peepers?

    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 2, 12 at 12:01am