Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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Hopefully the recipient actually owns a guitar and can at least kinda-sorta play it, and it really is his (or her) birthday. Lies are a shitty way to start a relationship of any kind.
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Lol. Love that plan.
What if she asks you to play it !??