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  • 99 34
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 7, 13 at 12:50pm

    That's over 600 thousand inches of dick! I hope your cunt came with an extended warranty because you're going to need a new front end soon.

  • 84 28
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Oct 7, 13 at 1:12pm

    A chronometer measures time, like a watch. An odometer measures mileage. I'm guessing you could use both, and need an odometer that goes at least 7 digits...

  • 79 40
    Submitted by 6pak on Oct 7, 13 at 12:41pm

    And this weeks winner of the whore cross-cuntry championship is....

  • 84 55
    Submitted by karma13 on Oct 7, 13 at 6:41pm

    Did anyone for one minute think she could be talking about her vibrator? Get a grip, all of you emotionally spent angry vengeful people who apparently are still not over their last break up.

    • 20 27
      Submitted by nofear38 on Oct 7, 13 at 6:46pm

      wow, karma is a bitch ... lol

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Ummey on Oct 7, 13 at 2:26pm

    And this folks is why I'll never get married. You wanna be a dirty slut? Cool with me, just don't get engaged. Whore

  • 72 60
    Submitted by goldie1046 on Oct 7, 13 at 12:30pm

    Slut.

  • 51 28
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 7, 13 at 10:20pm

    Pretty sure miles aren't a unit of time.....

  • 47 35
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Oct 7, 13 at 12:31pm

    Terrible.

  • 44 32
    Submitted by zoeychow on Oct 7, 13 at 3:00pm

    and if you don't smarten the fuck up that's what you're going to be: alone.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Wreck_Diver on Oct 7, 13 at 1:34pm

    Must have been one hell of a bachelorette party!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by clarrimore on Oct 7, 13 at 11:43pm

    you DON'T deserve to be married... EVER.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Oct 7, 13 at 4:28pm

    Note the area code of Washington, DC. Well Senator, you truly are nuckin the people, well guys, of this country.

  • 24 19
    Submitted by scargordon on Oct 10, 13 at 2:21am

    A chronometer is a watch. I think you were looking for the word odometer which would measure miles. \n\nOh, and eww.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by squishirex on Oct 8, 13 at 10:46am

    Too bad you spend all your time being a stupid slut to know a chronometer tracks time not distance.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Oct 7, 13 at 11:33pm

    That would be an odometer. As opposed to an onanometer, which is what I'd need these days.

  • 25 26
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Oct 8, 13 at 9:11am

    "I'm sure"? You operate on a different plain don't you?

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Oct 8, 13 at 9:06am

    "im sure"? You don't operate on a level plain do you?

  • 31 45
    Submitted by clarrimore on Oct 7, 13 at 11:43pm

    you DON'T deserve to be married....EVER

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Oct 12, 13 at 12:00pm

    by that comment, I'm assuming your fiancee didn't put the yen miles on you. Whore.

  • 19 26
    Submitted by chrisv213 on Oct 10, 13 at 10:22am

    pretty sure you mean odometer. Or your vagina has hours on it.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Gidgett_zombie on Oct 8, 13 at 2:10am

    Ah. Miss Whore,was it?

  • 26 50
    Submitted by karma13 on Oct 7, 13 at 7:05pm

    Karma isn't a bitch, its what people deserve. Love how I'm called a bitch for calling people out. Ha!

    • 16 22
      Submitted by texastextwhore on Oct 8, 13 at 2:42am

      karma is actually action itself, not a consequence of action.

  • 21 54
    Submitted by clarrimore on Oct 7, 13 at 11:44pm

    You DONT deserve to be married....ever!