Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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A chronometer measures time, like a watch. An odometer measures mileage. I'm guessing you could use both, and need an odometer that goes at least 7 digits...
That's over 600 thousand inches of dick! I hope your cunt came with an extended warranty because you're going to need a new front end soon.
And this weeks winner of the whore cross-cuntry championship is....
Did anyone for one minute think she could be talking about her vibrator? Get a grip, all of you emotionally spent angry vengeful people who apparently are still not over their last break up.
wow, karma is a bitch ... lol
And this folks is why I'll never get married. You wanna be a dirty slut? Cool with me, just don't get engaged. Whore
and if you don't smarten the fuck up that's what you're going to be: alone.
Pretty sure miles aren't a unit of time.....
Must have been one hell of a bachelorette party!
by that comment, I'm assuming your fiancee didn't put the yen miles on you. Whore.
"I'm sure"? You operate on a different plain don't you?
That would be an odometer. As opposed to an onanometer, which is what I'd need these days.
pretty sure you mean odometer. Or your vagina has hours on it.
you DON'T deserve to be married....EVER
Karma isn't a bitch, its what people deserve. Love how I'm called a bitch for calling people out. Ha!
karma is actually action itself, not a consequence of action.
you DON'T deserve to be married... EVER.
"im sure"? You don't operate on a level plain do you?
Too bad you spend all your time being a stupid slut to know a chronometer tracks time not distance.
Note the area code of Washington, DC. Well Senator, you truly are nuckin the people, well guys, of this country.
Ah. Miss Whore,was it?
A chronometer is a watch. I think you were looking for the word odometer which would measure miles. \n\nOh, and eww.
You DONT deserve to be married....ever!