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  • A chronometer measures time, like a watch. An odometer measures mileage. I'm guessing you could use both, and need an odometer that goes at least 7 digits...

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Oct 7, 13 at 1:12pm
  • That's over 600 thousand inches of dick! I hope your cunt came with an extended warranty because you're going to need a new front end soon.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 7, 13 at 12:50pm
  • And this weeks winner of the whore cross-cuntry championship is....

    Submitted by 6pak on Oct 7, 13 at 12:41pm
  • Did anyone for one minute think she could be talking about her vibrator? Get a grip, all of you emotionally spent angry vengeful people who apparently are still not over their last break up.

    Submitted by karma13 on Oct 7, 13 at 6:41pm
  • And this folks is why I'll never get married. You wanna be a dirty slut? Cool with me, just don't get engaged. Whore

    Submitted by Ummey on Oct 7, 13 at 2:26pm
  • Slut.

    Submitted by goldie1046 on Oct 7, 13 at 12:30pm
  • and if you don't smarten the fuck up that's what you're going to be: alone.

    Submitted by zoeychow on Oct 7, 13 at 3:00pm
  • Pretty sure miles aren't a unit of time.....

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 7, 13 at 10:20pm
  • Must have been one hell of a bachelorette party!

    Submitted by Wreck_Diver on Oct 7, 13 at 1:34pm
  • Terrible.

    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Oct 7, 13 at 12:31pm
  • by that comment, I'm assuming your fiancee didn't put the yen miles on you. Whore.

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Oct 12, 13 at 12:00pm
  • "I'm sure"? You operate on a different plain don't you?

    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Oct 8, 13 at 9:11am
  • That would be an odometer. As opposed to an onanometer, which is what I'd need these days.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Oct 7, 13 at 11:33pm
  • Karma isn't a bitch, its what people deserve. Love how I'm called a bitch for calling people out. Ha!

    Submitted by karma13 on Oct 7, 13 at 7:05pm
  • you DON'T deserve to be married... EVER.

    Submitted by clarrimore on Oct 7, 13 at 11:43pm
  • pretty sure you mean odometer. Or your vagina has hours on it.

    Submitted by chrisv213 on Oct 10, 13 at 10:22am
  • Too bad you spend all your time being a stupid slut to know a chronometer tracks time not distance.

    Submitted by squishirex on Oct 8, 13 at 10:46am
  • you DON'T deserve to be married....EVER

    Submitted by clarrimore on Oct 7, 13 at 11:43pm
  • Ah. Miss Whore,was it?

    Submitted by Gidgett_zombie on Oct 8, 13 at 2:10am
  • "im sure"? You don't operate on a level plain do you?

    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Oct 8, 13 at 9:06am
  • Note the area code of Washington, DC. Well Senator, you truly are nuckin the people, well guys, of this country.

    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Oct 7, 13 at 4:28pm
  • A chronometer is a watch. I think you were looking for the word odometer which would measure miles. \n\nOh, and eww.

    Submitted by scargordon on Oct 10, 13 at 2:21am
  • You DONT deserve to be married....ever!

    Submitted by clarrimore on Oct 7, 13 at 11:44pm