Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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A chronometer measures time, like a watch. An odometer measures mileage. I'm guessing you could use both, and need an odometer that goes at least 7 digits...
That's over 600 thousand inches of dick! I hope your cunt came with an extended warranty because you're going to need a new front end soon.
And this weeks winner of the whore cross-cuntry championship is....
Did anyone for one minute think she could be talking about her vibrator? Get a grip, all of you emotionally spent angry vengeful people who apparently are still not over their last break up.
wow, karma is a bitch ... lol
And this folks is why I'll never get married. You wanna be a dirty slut? Cool with me, just don't get engaged. Whore
and if you don't smarten the fuck up that's what you're going to be: alone.
Pretty sure miles aren't a unit of time.....
Must have been one hell of a bachelorette party!
by that comment, I'm assuming your fiancee didn't put the yen miles on you. Whore.
"I'm sure"? You operate on a different plain don't you?
That would be an odometer. As opposed to an onanometer, which is what I'd need these days.
Karma isn't a bitch, its what people deserve. Love how I'm called a bitch for calling people out. Ha!
karma is actually action itself, not a consequence of action.
you DON'T deserve to be married... EVER.
pretty sure you mean odometer. Or your vagina has hours on it.
Too bad you spend all your time being a stupid slut to know a chronometer tracks time not distance.
you DON'T deserve to be married....EVER
Ah. Miss Whore,was it?
"im sure"? You don't operate on a level plain do you?
Note the area code of Washington, DC. Well Senator, you truly are nuckin the people, well guys, of this country.
A chronometer is a watch. I think you were looking for the word odometer which would measure miles. \n\nOh, and eww.
You DONT deserve to be married....ever!