I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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