How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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