It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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