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  • I Like sausages and cucumber and carrots..dipped it sweet creamy sauce..yum yum yum lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:12am
  • Dang.... 12:22 back. Where did 12:30 go? Depends where you live 12:30...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:08pm
  • ha yeah too long HURTS. I felt like I was being punched in the vagg the last long one I fucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:36pm
  • fuck off 11:14.. when i have sex with my bf for like a week straight my vagina is a lot looser than if we haven't had sex for a week.. mine gets tighter when i'm not having sex and loosens up when i am. my bf doesnt believe i was a virgin when we first had sex because of how much it will tighten back up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:25pm
  • I have to say, as a girl, I think that average is perfect (as long as he knows how to use it reasonably well)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:07am
  • Hell that's tuna can all the way. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:10am
  • Guys who think they're not big enough try harder, and tend to be better skilled, while still being a decent size. Besides, when a guy isn't ridiculously huge, I can have a lot more sex, and not be in pain. I don't care what your size is, if you don't know what you're doing down there, I'm not interested.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:06pm
  • i have the biggest dick in the world..ladies look at your forearm.yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:21am
  • hahahahaha wtf 1059 holy shit ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:10am
  • with the coors light blue activator to know it is cold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:18am
  • Okay, so I just measured my dick and it's 6 inches.... ladies? Good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:15am
  • 10:56 is a small penis whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Wow, I definitely feel better about having a 5 and a half inch Fat dick. My size was kinda worrying me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:15am
  • Either way, it's a gross prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:59pm
  • A long dick is useless if it's thin. A fat one is better felt even if it is smaller, but 2 inches? That's just unacceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:05am
  • looks like 9.24 needs a dick lol, been a while?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:32pm
  • I get laid all the time. I just like pointing out when other people are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:39am
  • people who spend time on websites like these correcting grammar and spelling REALLY need to get laid. They are important for college papers, not for leisure websites about funny texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:33am
  • Whipped my dick out and aint no doubt about it, hit the ground causing earth quakes and power outtage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:11am
  • neither of those would be good. 10 inch pencil thin would basically be sticking a twig up there, and 2 inches and fat would look like a 3rd nut. guys cant help their dick size, I think its funny how people are insulting very large guys. Your insecurity is showing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:38pm
  • best dick i've ever had was huge. there's no going back afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:51pm
  • 12:15. That's perfect. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:19am
  • im pretty sure im going to use my 7 inch pencil tonight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Girl claims her ex had a ten incher that was thick as a coke can. But we can't even go for more than twenty minutes. I'm able to hit 7.5 and 5.75 around on a good day. And I always thought I was small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:00am
  • Most girls are poor judges of size. But guys blow the issue way out of proportion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:01am
  • the size of the boat doesnt matter but the motion of the ocean does.. go for the fat small one i bet the guy knows how to use it better than the long skinny one anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Like 36C or D but they can t have a chubby stomach or thighs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:37pm
  • It takes girth to move the earth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Hi 12:30. It's 12:22. Sure. Just make sure you have a condom. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:46am
  • Hi 12:30, 12:22 here... Want to have sexual intercourse?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:39am
  • Im a girl and i always hear guys bragging about being "beer can status" ive seen quite a few big and small but never beer can is it possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:03am
  • 12:03 i can put a beer can around my penis if you want to fuck :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:17am
  • 10:01's boyfriend probably feels pretty good about himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:21pm
  • To translate what 9:18 said: "I keep a paper clip on it just so I can find my microdick when I have to piss".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:24pm
  • 11:10- In my experience that tendency is there. Yeah I'd like to be able to fool around a couple times a day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:19pm
  • mm 9.18 kid.. sounddss gooddd haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:13am
  • all women are whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:25am
  • balls out my life as a slut my dick dont hit the back but it fuck the sides up ???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:45am
  • Depends if we are sucking or fucking..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:53pm
  • I'm on the subway Jarod cock plan.... three 12 inchers a day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:33am
  • i don't know what ichat is 11:53. beer can? not sure about that but i've seen a few pretty fat dicks. beer can size would not be worth the pain, and how the fuck would it fit anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:07am
  • Fuck you tfln and your damn error messages!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Thick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:07am
  • this is 9.18 so 11.53??wtf posing as me lol anyway yea thats funny cuz ive actually ichated before doin you know wut lol so hit me up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:01am
  • hahaha thats from the game would you rather!!! just played that over the 4th!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Just a couple of sex pigs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Who cares about the size of his dick, so long as he has a long, flexible tongue?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:31am
  • long and thin gets it in, but short and thick does the trick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:03am
  • good punch line, heard it some years ago in an stand up show by Ron White.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:48pm
  • shit mines long AND thick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:18pm
  • 7 inches? any takers? yes? no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:44am
  • My cock kept me a virgin until I was 22. I'm stupid-large, and most girls that I dated knew I was a virgin before they found out about my size. So, when they did, eagerness quickly turned to hesitation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:54am
  • this is like the debate on what size boobs are hottest on a girl...you cant control it! (unless you get implants, get fat or get pregnant)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:45am
  • 9:18 please go out with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 11:06 not true about your first statement, but I definitely agree with your second. My ex was like at least 9 in. and we could only have sex once every few days bc i was hurtin so bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:10pm
  • wow 9:09#1. I totally want to do you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:24pm
  • fat ladies...look at your forearm, thats me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:23am
  • this post has terrified my cock...he's shrunken like he's a turtle hiding in his shell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:27pm
  • fuck you 11:45 for being such a damn retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:45pm
  • 34big bitch, now back to the kitchen with you, 12 25 here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:40am
  • Sweet! I have a perfect size penis! Might I add - it looks and feels great too :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:22am
  • 12:33. I know. But I really need to get laid too. Lol. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:36am
  • you know who are retarded? Kikes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:43am
  • the medical 'fact' that vaginas do not loosen due to sexual activity is being challenged with my recent research i hope to be published soon in which i fucked monkeys between 2-10 times a day and measured their vaginas (after showering). the monkeys i fucked the most did indeed have the largest vaginas at the end. same holds true for pigs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:59am
  • 7 inches around? any takers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:45am
  • 12:27 here: Anyone not pathetic knows the difference between an oversight on a typo and poor spelling, so I will correct it first. *actually*.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:29am
  • 9:18 pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:53pm
  • "ijustwanttotellyou" is a fun page

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:27am
  • Well as a chick I'd say fat but 2 inches won do nothing!

    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 9, 10 at 5:27pm
  • oh this is soo true ! I can truthfully say that Fat is goooood :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:49pm
  • threesome with the two 9.40 huh? 9.18s down but i need that tight pussy to rip open gotta be a lil wet too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Well, from what I can collect, there is a man with a Coke can thick dick as long as a girl's forearm, people would rather have fat people than midgets, and someone fucked a pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:25pm
  • lmfao. Dunno which is more sad, trying to Anonymously get laid, or the fact I just read through all of that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:05pm
  • ^case of TPS possibly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:35am
  • 12:22 back.... and yes, I do have a condom (always do). Perfect breasts on a girl? 34C or Single Ds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:31am
  • Hey 12:22. It's 12:30. When do you want to plan this? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I use my large penis for shock value...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:35am
  • 11:14, your vagina can loosen if you have sex too much without being lubricated or aroused enough. so if a girl goes around doing guys like that, she'll get loose. so a girl having a lot of sex only with her 9 inch boyfriend who she loves will be tighter than the skanky girl who will randomly sleep around with anyone without caring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Agreed. If it's longer then 6 1/2 its not going inside me. Average and under for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:01pm
  • fat people definitely. midgets didn't have a choice. fat people are lazy fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:56pm
  • haha holy shit this has a lot of replies fat cock all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:44am
  • 4:00am that story about the 10 inch coke can dick was in Cosmo a few months ago, word for word, nice try though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:36am
  • 10:56 i am 10:03 call me baby it will be frattastic ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:59pm
  • size (length and width) doesn't matter if you can't find and hit the g spot, repeatedly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:07pm
  • What size boobs are good for a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:24am
  • if you could choose to get rid of all midgets or all fat people, what would you do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:54pm
  • coming from a girl.... not true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:06pm
  • that question is from a game. I've read it off of a card before... it's one of those "this or that" kind of games...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:17pm
  • 12:43.. so uncalled for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30am
  • What about 12:12? I'm 12:12. Haha. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:16am
  • guys i need help..i have no where else to go...i killed this midget on accident..i cant go back to jail!..he was wearing a elf hat i had to do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:48pm
  • so as a girl i think 8 1/2 inch long with a medium girth is perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:12am
  • Suck my dick you damn dick suckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Fat over long. Any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Haaa. Thats some dumb shit! lol. But yeah, fat is better than a long thin one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:55pm
  • like aol instant messenger?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:12am
  • It's a medical fact that a vagina does not "loosen" due to activity. Not only is the girl who posted that uneducated she also appears to hate her own gender. How pathetic. In any case, its not about the sides, it is about girth and length. Sorry guys, size does matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:14pm
  • ok 10:59 i would love it whats your number???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Tuna Can Pride and Joy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Penis that transcends 7 dimensions? Anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:12am
  • Guys who think they're not big enough try harder, and tend to be better skilled, while still being a decent size. Besides, when a guy isn't ridiculously huge, I can have a lot more sex, and not be in pain. I don't care what your size is, if you don't know what you're doing down there, I'm not interested. **************************************************************************************** Amen to that! And the vagina is only 5" deep at best...I'd rather have girth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:01am
  • 12:21... sigh.. You should be glad you're not astually that large. No woman would touch you. When will men learn? How big you are, how long you can go, etc DOESN'T matter if your skills are lackluster at best? Yay your ginormous and you can go All Night Long... but if you can't make me cum all you will leave me feeling is sore and bored.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:27am
  • 11:16 and 11:18 fuck both of you. 7 inches is the perfect size

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:20pm
  • nah dude i meant mine is both long AND thick, you see, that means its fat as well as huge! ..i can see how youd make that mistake wanna see it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Mine looks like an albino midget wearing a purple motorcycle helmet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Thank God I am huge...it is so much fun to hear girls talk about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:41pm
  • ^ Very, very true...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Let's see I like them not too long, so around 6-7 inches and not as skinny as a twig but not as fat as a log. Lol. So inbetween. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:12am
  • 11:59 (2) who are you referring to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:00am
  • fat people, midget are fun...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:55pm
  • I'm pretty sure most of the people saying negative things about very large guys are girls- since real girls often don't want the porn star ideal. Movies which tend to be written, directed, cast, etc by men by the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:48pm
  • this was mine, me being the one asking the question... and yes it is from the would you rather game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 12 25 12 25 12 25 12 25 12 25 12 25 12 25 Had to draw some attention to it cause that one cracked me the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:08am
  • 12 25 is just the most pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:34am
  • what color pencil???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:23pm
  • I am not a loose slut and I prefer long AND fat. Yeah, it hurts ur cervix punched.when you get your cervix punched. However, some of us women like that pain. Kindly don't speak for my vagina and its condition and/or preferences.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:27pm
  • 5:36. Funny, because I've never read cosmo, so I certainly didn't copy it from cosmo. But if you can cite it in MLA format, I'll take your word for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:09pm
  • who goes on here on a saturday nite omg wtf gtfo lol brb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:40am
  • gahh unknown error..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:04pm
  • haha 105 and 125. agreed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 10:59 i am still waiting for your nmber!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:59pm
  • yep 1212, with video

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:15am
  • 12 ohhh onnnee heyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:14am
  • Only loose whores prefer guys who are huge(9-10 inches or more) For those of us whose vaginas aren't deep flappy holes, they hurt way too damn much to be pleasureable! 7 or less is good for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Coming from a different girl... Definitely true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:07pm