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  • if the term sharted was invented a week ago then i don't know what it meant when people said it for the last decade and a half... get a clue before you talk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:02pm
  • i definitely prefer to eat rib sauce leaking out of someone's anus than listen to taylor swift.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:21pm
  • i got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever going to wipe. the shart in you was, staaaaaaaanking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:25pm
  • way homage to taylor swifts love of both boneless ribs and sharting. well played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:29pm
  • wichita is south central kansas. Get all your facts right

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:53pm
  • made up, but sharted has been around for decades... centuries probably.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:18pm
  • LOL!!! Fake or not that ish was funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:32am
  • The term "shart/sharted" was around waaay before Shallow Hal or Along Came Polly, fyi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:54pm
  • @ 6:31 Texts Night From Last?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:18pm
  • bad enough to admit to doing this in the first place, but to feel the need to prove it!? that's disgusting dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Ohhhh, Wichita. So glad I've moved far, far away. Fake or not, this is typical behavior of many of those in ta town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:26pm
  • That's where I heard it too, Phillip Seymour Hoffman said it to Ben Stiller in the Movie Along Came Polly. I know this because I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:42am
  • It's a love story, boneless ribs just say "yes".

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:30pm
  • why are you guys fighting on the history of the term "sharted"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:02am
  • nah sharted was invented a few years ago in the movie "Shallow Hal" where the guy was like "dude we gotto go, we gotto go now, i just sharted"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:34pm
  • ewwwww thsts like soooooo disgutsing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:33pm
  • typical being from witchita and all...damn western kansas

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:13pm
  • i just want everyone to know, This is not made up, as I was sitting right here, in my fucking boxers, and i sharted, it was towards the end of the song and i only had a few bites of my boneless ribs left. i went to the bathroom, wiped, came back, and continued listening to the rest of her album. I am from haysville kansas btw not wichita, believe it or not, this shit happened! it is not fake. this is some real shit. i will somehow prove it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:43am
  • lets just stop and admit...kansas is awesome...and, well...that is a little gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:24pm
  • 8:53. you're right. i meant that it was on the eastern half. i should have been more specific.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:43am
  • wichita is eastern kansas..but still typical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Please stop saying "ish" instead of "shit" it's retared.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:35am
  • I def did not need to know that....eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:01am
  • How can u have boneless ribs? That's perplexing..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:17pm
  • somebody said sharted a week ago on tfln and now suddenly everybody's saying it in every other text? totally, 100 percent, made up and a waste of time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:09pm
  • first time i heard sharted was in that polly movie with ben stiller and the friends chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:23am
  • actually, wise one above, the term sharted has been around for awhile, but the first one who used it as a text on here was a week ago (according to someone)...so how about you "get a clue before you talk." hahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Who tells people this?!?

    Submitted by syber11 on Mar 7, 11 at 4:31pm
  • Oookaayee, I just think its funny how amused people are with pointless banter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:03am
  • you sound like a taylor swift fan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:47am
  • Well, "Love Story" is a catchy tune.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:15pm
  • TNFL already said it best: "taylor swift is like porn for single people"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:31pm
  • is eating rib sauce out of taylor swift's ass an option?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Got a question Sharted??? That's all I have to say to that.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 30, 10 at 12:51am
  • HAHAHAHA. THIS IS HILARIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:42am
  • thats not from shallow hal. its from along came polly. dude get your movie trivia right.

    Submitted by lexyloo on Feb 20, 12 at 6:57pm
  • Yea...That song is the longest run on sentence I've ever heard...no wonder people keep shitting their pants because it's that shitty of a song. And she is just overall a terrible songwriter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:13pm
  • TNFL already said it best: "taylor swift is like porn for single people" yeah if you're into kiddie porn (or under 21 porn). she's barely legal ffs. and her song is dreadful - surely you could listen to better songs than that crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:47pm