Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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