What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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