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  • 12:57, "there is no situation where this would make a bit of sense"? Seriously? Just because YOU haven't been in a situation where you needed licorice and and a couple of mopeds, that does not make this fake. I personally like this one because, like other people said before, it isn't just about getting wasted, walk of shame, anal, blah blah crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • gotta love the shit we pull in the 248

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:08pm
  • This is my area code. I WANT TO KNOW YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:49pm
  • gotta love southeastern michigan :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:57am
  • How do I shot Licorce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:18am
  • I want in on whatever shenanigans are going on revolving around this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:07am
  • totally what i was thinking 1:01!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:45am
  • this makes me think of that "steal my sunshine" music video from the late 90s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:33am
  • mustache thermo shirt guy is actually selena gomez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:52am
  • i'm with 12:07(1), this sounds awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09am
  • I want to be your friend!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:24pm
  • July 22, 2009 1:01AM: I came here to say this. I see the situation is taken care of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:25am
  • its obviously code for something. substitute "licorice" for like say, "blow" or "weed" and sub "there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night" for "there's no way anyONE near here will SELL us all DRUGS on a Tuesday night" using code is the smart way to text someone about drugs or other illicit behaviour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:20am
  • Dear gods, it's like Pinky and the Brain... "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Why is it fake? Because it's not about having a one night stand or cheating on a girlfriend like every single other post on this site? I like it. I personally think it seems more real than any of the others, just because it is different, and random.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:40am
  • I know it's fake because there is no situation where this would make a bit of sense. And if someone did suckit say this, they were obviously just trying to be funny, thus making it subpar at best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:57pm
  • I am 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:15am
  • everybody needs at least 6 mopeds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:28am
  • what a waste of a tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:53am
  • What the hell? At least it's original and not about anal or something again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:08am
  • How do I rode moped?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:59am
  • someone thought this would be a clever text but no its not...very unreal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:56am
  • 28th!!!! and it feels so good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:54pm
  • This sounds like a line from Pinky and the Brain... Pinky's response to Brain's "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" "Sure Brain, but ....'out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.' "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:01am
  • THIS IS OBAMAS FAULT HE IS BANNING MOPEDS AND LICORICE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I love living in 248. Lake Orion kids would say this, trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:23pm
  • these people are obviously awesome. I wish i was out searching for licorice instead of reading tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:59am
  • tfln originated in the 248

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:11am
  • 27th andd uh. Randommm.?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I'm fairly certain I read this one on this site a few months ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:57pm
  • who's worse - gordon in the corduroy pants, or the guy/girl with the mustache in the thrermo shirt ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:26am
  • Gordon in the Corduroy pants is really fucking making me insane...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:53am