Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
