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  • Oh jesus christ people, stop being so politically correct. Kennedy was a sleaze for most of his political career, stop treating the man like a saint after he's dead... Typical hypocrites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Wow, he was still a person 8:41, way to have a heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Wayyy too soon. This is just really fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:32pm
  • i dont get the penis reference but yeah ted kennedy was a sleaze i mean i'm indifferent to his death but i respect the fact that he died though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Cause you knew him personally, right 8:47?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:47pm
  • His head Is like a fuxkin wtermelonn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Ohhh, so we're supposed to hold every person's life sacred? In that case, Hitler and Stalin and Hussein were people too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Some of people make me sick. At least he worked to better the lives of EVERY American, instead of your right-wing rich assholes who discriminate based on sexuality, religion, and race. You say he's a sleaze and yet it's republicans who want to "protect marriage" that cheat on their wives, shoot their friends in the face, and take millions of dollars from people to benefit themselves, not the people they are elected to protect. pull your head out and have some respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:55pm
  • i feel as bad for Kennedy as I do for Jackson...Michael.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:24pm
  • No, I'm saying that you can't use the "he was a person too" argument when you can turn it around on use it on anyone you want to, use a little fucking intelligence. Stop being a liberal, politically correct pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Ohhh, so 8:51, you're saying that kennedy was like hitler or stalin??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:56pm
  • WTF r ur fuckin probs. Ted was a good guy and he's fuckin dead ppl stopped pickin on mj who was waaaaaay worse and now ur bitchin bout Ted chill how bout we all smoke some and get along

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:10pm
  • It probably rotted off years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Lol, people think Kennedy's going to heaven... Yeah, a guy who gets drunk, drives off the road and kills a woman was such a saint... *being sarcastic*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:10pm
  • Fuck liberals..vegan freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:59pm
  • The Kennedy's are all major cocksmen. I may not have agreed with his political agenda, but I guarantee ole Teddy slayed poon till the day he died!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:40am
  • Unacceptable. Beyond obscene. Who thought this was funny? Even ignoring the obvious inappropriateness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:27am
  • Fuck politics. THis is fucking funny when placed in context with the back story. Everyone shut up, and just giggle a bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:31pm
  • it's def. not too soon. mj jokes started like 5 sec. after he died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:24pm
  • you're a fucking twat, 8:48. he's a person. good or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:50pm
  • We know he wasn't like Hitler, obviously. You're just fucking stupid 8:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Have some respect you bag of douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:26pm
  • pathetic all of you. this is just sad. politics should noit be mixed with the death of someone, let him BE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Totally not too soon! Ted Kennedy allegedly left a woman he was fooling around with to drown in marthas vinyard, he was drunk every day and proved it when he accidentally called obama, "osama bin laden" . Ted Kennedy was just another rich beuraucratic idiot, and now there's one less dangerous douchebag on the streets... Continue..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 'too soon' ??? you guys are idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I'm liberal, and Kennedy wasn't a good man. I feel no remorse or respect for that piece of shit. Stop your generalizing, children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Ok...so I really don't wanna know about his foot long dong...EWWWWW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:48pm
  • How are we idiots? He died 2 days ago, it's too soon to be cracking jokes. Fuck off 8:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:39pm
  • ted kennedy did more for civil rights than any other white person in american history except maybe lincoln and everyone who isnt a white rich protestant male owes a very large debt to him for things they probably take for granted. his work demands everyone's respect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:59am
  • too soon man too soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:01pm
  • why are you having political discussions on TFLN.. get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Trust man. Lots and lots and lots and lots of women know how big Teddy's pee pee is. You're not special.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 8:29 I suspected this. ^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:07am
  • No sympathy for the devil, 8:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:50pm
  • I posted this..... the guy who wrote me the text shall remain nameless.... and is in the honor guard in a branch of the military, that shall also will remain anonymous. He has been a sentinel on TK's body for hours and hours. dudes that work around death all the time have to have a sense of humor about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:29am
  • I would suck a Kennedy Cock any day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:27pm
  • from nova, how typical of those preppy assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Given he did not have the best track record, but let's please respect the dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Just another one of the 100's Kennedys passing away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:02pm
  • It's never too soon...get used to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:56pm
  • I think I don't wanna know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:28pm
  • don't you mean "how big his penis WAS"???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:46pm
  • 12:59AM I'd say Chief Justice Earl Warren has that one covered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:51am
  • 12:59 - Ted Kennedy was a big reason Title IX was passed, which mandates that collegiate women's athletics receive equal amounts of funding, even though those programs don't bring in a fraction of what male athletic programs do in revenues. Wanna tell me how that's fair? Oh wait, it's just another case of liberals embracing socialism. Oh, and he killed a woman while driving drunk. Real classy. As for the original purpose of the post, I honestly have no idea what the poster means.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:30am
  • 11:26 - Respect for a guy who got drunk, drove his vehicle off a road and killed a woman, and GOT OFF BECAUSE OF HIS STATUS AS A SENATOR? Give me a break... Fuck you, you ignorant ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:49pm
  • can we focus on the original post please? i STILL don't get it and was hoping someone would have explained it by now. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:16am
  • HAHAHAHAHHA 12:15 HAHHAha it does .. BUT THAT IS FUCKING GREAT!!!!!! ... bodies are just carbon life forms ... fuck him .. hes an ass .. im an ass ... fucking shit ... if you cant pick on a dead guy than who can you pick on??? he was dead morally when he was still a sperm cell ... and unfortunately ... he was the best swimmer... imagine what the others would have been like HAHHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:16pm
  • how bout you stop being a twat, ya tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Let me guess... slightly thinner than your throat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:49am
  • MICHAEL JACKSON'S ALIVEEEEE!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:04am
  • I totally know how big Jack Kemp's penis is! See we're even now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:15am
  • dudes take this shit way too seriously..... its a dead body..... with a penis. i stole a finger from a cadaver in A & P lab... does that make me a bad person? NOOOOOOO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Uhhh 12:15 I don't know if I want to applaud you or banish you. But that is quite classic ! To the political nuts; Civil Rights please. Title IX was a mistake. No Child Left Behind another mistake. Reformed health care, mistake. The whole handing out money thing Obama's doing now, MISTAKE. We need to get factories going over here instead of overseas. As well as get over these stupid ass civil dilemmas of religion/race/orientation it's annoying, pointless and nobody's business.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:17pm