my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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Keepin it classy, Jersey. \nThis is my fathers area code. So I guess all fathers there are pricks.
i have empathy for this person. my father is also a god fearing bible thumper, and he would totally do this.
Dear texts from last night, can you not post things that are obviously not funny (like child abuse) on a funny site? Thanks
Hey 1:16 when ya beat your kids I'll laugh when you wonder why DARPA is throwing your abusive ass in jail.
I hope this is fake. Call child services on your lowlife father.
if this is true- i'm sad. if it's bs, it makes me sad that you'd joke about it. and those joking about it are assholes. plain and simple.
get some cum on it next time
i'm not understanding why he would beat you, even if it was cum.....this isn't funny, this is just unsettling....
Ever wonder if this was a girl and the father was a god fearing bible thumper? Either way it's fucked up.
I wonder how his dad found the right hole to stick it in to have the son
You have white snot...
If this were my dad I'd fucking kill him.
not only do you not get laid, you get beaten up
11:12. If your snot is white then you're healthy. Just sayin
I call B.S. Who the hell has a dad who does laundry cum-stain checks? And then gives out a beating but then DOES NOT take away cell phone/texting privileges?
yea i dont really believe this unless your pops is way out there
hit the b*stard with a wrench
dude, your dad's an asshole, call the cops
Yeah, it sure is a good thing that the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency is out there to stop child abuse.
Agreed: not funny. Disturbing.
maybe the father is some sort of god fearing bible thumper or something
This does not say anything realted to child abuse, please read better next time
Kids gotta be a dude. I don't know any girls who would admit to blowing their nose into a tshirt :P
this is probably fake just to get reactions out of the people who read it.......
These shenanigans are not cheeky and fun, they're just sad and tragic....
On the one hand, you don't deserve it for the reason he thought. On the other hand, someone should slap you for what you ACTUALLY did
yeah, 5:28, that would even further fuck this whole situation if the dad beat the shit out of his daughter.
ever heard of a kleenex? problem solved
Best. Parenting. Evar.
Beating him will not stop him from fucking anyways... in face hes probably more likely to rebel against him and have sex with some chick now. stupid dad. get some help or start hitting the gym and knock his old ass out some day
Serioulsy? If this is true, your dad has some major issues.
he should have beat you, that's gross!
This is my area code :(
There is so much white trash going on here I don't even know where to start.
firsty, why the hell would you blow your nose in your shirt, even if it was a dirty shirt? that's nastyyyyy.
secondly, how much snot came out of your nose for it to be mistaken for cum? ew.
thirdly, that's just sad that your dad would beat you.
Disgusting. My parents would have beaten me if I blew my nose on my t-shirt and they knew for a fact that it was snot. Kids these days just aren't disciplined like they should be due to the pervasive liberal psuedo-psychology that says it's "bad" for children to receive physical punishment. Bullshit.
You guys are all bitches. My dad's daily beatings of me were my favorite bonding time.