just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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