FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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That's why I leave right after
Probobly chase ur dog out too
Why not crap on her while your at it?
FYI: you're a dumbass.
MOM! Get back here! It slipped out!
Shouldn't you have made her leave the night before?!?
It was a female dog chased out
More like beer sharts.
This was probably a mass text to all his buddies
Lol yeah totally
Hold the covers over her and give her a Dutch oven!