I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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11:22pm.....bullshit. You would have to be a pretty big idiot to not feel a condom in there. Did you not have your period for 8 months either?
Anyway, 12:06 totally wins. I actually lol'd. I think I would definitely be worried if I pulled a feather out of there.
Like, one of the little fluffy ones, or a proper big feather?
LMAO at 12:06
Yankee Doodle keep it up!
That's awesome. How the fuck did it get there?
9:29- At least we get laid! You're just jealous you can't be us!
I guess the chicken came first.
one flew out of the Cuckoo's nest
Kinky is using a feather in foreplay. Nasty is using the whole chicken. Which one were you?
tastes like chicken?
I always wondered If Bigbird would be good in the sac ...
Take the feather boa off while fucking and that won't happen.
Talk about a fly vagina
Some people have some very interesting sex lives...way more so than mine...
Way to represent, 503...
3:10 am\nYa it's called a birth control shot. Idiot. You get it every three months. No period. Get your facts straight.
Wrong sort of cock, dearie :eng101:
Okay, I use the term "Fuck a Duck", but I didn't people really DID that!?!
feathers are flimsy and i'm just exremely curious how it got up there in the first place
And 503 fails me yet again. Fuck all your lives.
12:06 YOU WIN MY LIFE
One the few cons of bestiality...
Did you call it macaroni?
My Gyno once pulled an 8 month old condom out of me, apparently it slipped off and the loser didn't tell me about it.
Have you ever been to Ogallala?
At least the 'loser' didn't walk around with a FUCKING CONDOM UP HIS TWAT FOR 8 FUCKING MONTHS.
12:06pm, you are my hero.
Leave it to an oregonian to fuck a bird
haaa what are you, Bella Swan?!
wow!!! that was some cock you got laid with OP
Wow.. Sounds like u fucked an angel! i think thats what u should say if anyone finds out about the feather..