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  • 11:22pm.....bullshit. You would have to be a pretty big idiot to not feel a condom in there. Did you not have your period for 8 months either? Anyway, 12:06 totally wins. I actually lol'd. I think I would definitely be worried if I pulled a feather out of there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:10am
  • Like, one of the little fluffy ones, or a proper big feather?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:19pm
  • LMAO at 12:06 Yankee Doodle keep it up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I guess the chicken came first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:06pm
  • tastes like chicken?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Kinky is using a feather in foreplay. Nasty is using the whole chicken. Which one were you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 9:29- At least we get laid! You're just jealous you can't be us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:24pm
  • I always wondered If Bigbird would be good in the sac ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:44pm
  • That's awesome. How the fuck did it get there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:24am
  • one flew out of the Cuckoo's nest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:31am
  • Take the feather boa off while fucking and that won't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:06pm
  • 3:10 am\nYa it's called a birth control shot. Idiot. You get it every three months. No period. Get your facts straight.

    Submitted by 715repp on Apr 15, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Okay, I use the term "Fuck a Duck", but I didn't people really DID that!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Some people have some very interesting sex lives...way more so than mine...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Wrong sort of cock, dearie :eng101:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Did you call it macaroni?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Talk about a fly vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Way to represent, 503...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:47pm
  • feathers are flimsy and i'm just exremely curious how it got up there in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:11pm
  • My Gyno once pulled an 8 month old condom out of me, apparently it slipped off and the loser didn't tell me about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:22pm
  • 12:06 YOU WIN MY LIFE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:30pm
  • And 503 fails me yet again. Fuck all your lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:25pm
  • At least the 'loser' didn't walk around with a FUCKING CONDOM UP HIS TWAT FOR 8 FUCKING MONTHS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:52am
  • 12:06pm, you are my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:06am
  • Have you ever been to Ogallala?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:47pm
  • One the few cons of bestiality...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:39pm
  • haaa what are you, Bella Swan?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Leave it to an oregonian to fuck a bird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Wow.. Sounds like u fucked an angel! i think thats what u should say if anyone finds out about the feather..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:30pm
  • wow!!! that was some cock you got laid with OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:35pm