I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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11:22pm.....bullshit. You would have to be a pretty big idiot to not feel a condom in there. Did you not have your period for 8 months either?
Anyway, 12:06 totally wins. I actually lol'd. I think I would definitely be worried if I pulled a feather out of there.
Like, one of the little fluffy ones, or a proper big feather?
LMAO at 12:06
Yankee Doodle keep it up!
I guess the chicken came first.
tastes like chicken?
That's awesome. How the fuck did it get there?
Kinky is using a feather in foreplay. Nasty is using the whole chicken. Which one were you?
I always wondered If Bigbird would be good in the sac ...
9:29- At least we get laid! You're just jealous you can't be us!
one flew out of the Cuckoo's nest
Take the feather boa off while fucking and that won't happen.
Some people have some very interesting sex lives...way more so than mine...
Talk about a fly vagina
3:10 am\nYa it's called a birth control shot. Idiot. You get it every three months. No period. Get your facts straight.
Okay, I use the term "Fuck a Duck", but I didn't people really DID that!?!
Way to represent, 503...
feathers are flimsy and i'm just exremely curious how it got up there in the first place
Wrong sort of cock, dearie :eng101:
My Gyno once pulled an 8 month old condom out of me, apparently it slipped off and the loser didn't tell me about it.
And 503 fails me yet again. Fuck all your lives.
12:06 YOU WIN MY LIFE
Did you call it macaroni?
At least the 'loser' didn't walk around with a FUCKING CONDOM UP HIS TWAT FOR 8 FUCKING MONTHS.
One the few cons of bestiality...
Have you ever been to Ogallala?
12:06pm, you are my hero.
Leave it to an oregonian to fuck a bird
haaa what are you, Bella Swan?!
wow!!! that was some cock you got laid with OP
Wow.. Sounds like u fucked an angel! i think thats what u should say if anyone finds out about the feather..