Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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