It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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More importantly, are you inside the butter or is the butter inside you?
That's sounds really.. disappointing.
did he stick it in limp?
How do you know what fucking a warm stick of butter feels like?
That's what I'm saying.
Kill her, with fire. She's the worst thing to happen to Savannah ever. I was trying to think of something worse...but I couldn't. *shakes head*
Maybe the muffin is stale?
whoa there, at least he was considerate enough to finish quick... give em credit for that.
it was the good ol 'too drunk to fuck'
Probably how Oprah keeps getting fat. Deepthroating butter. Or shoving it up her ass.
Thanks, now I really want toast.
hey...maybe him and his buddys were just hoggin this weekend and he won....
I see nothing wrong with that
f.y.i it wasnt really a stick of butter!
And you know how's that feels how??
Could have been worse, it might have been like fucking a chilled stick of butter.
First time in the pooper will do it for yah