i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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