none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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