Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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