I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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E.T. bone hoes... Fired.
Season of giving. Good for you. Well, good for them, you now know shame.
Pics or it didn't ha.......no, scratch that.
Phone home asap
E.T. Is kinda cute
Write it up as a charity case. The karma will come back by waking up with a model.
ET found home... base
Blue waffle face
That's how I keep my gf happy. If I have to play the sideline I will be happy with that
Did she say et cum home??
if he had that glowing ET finger you'd be singing his praises.
Charity. Reason for the season. Haha
I'm surprised you were able to bone from all that booze
And you did this because __________