If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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