butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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