You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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