I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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