I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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I am sure his dad would like the details.
@orwspam - The OP is texting her bf about how she talked to HIS dad. He probably asked what her and his son did today. And she told her bf's dad that all they did was have lunch. I don't know what kind of mother would tell their child that she had some chili then cheated on her husband and their Dad...
And then you set the chili aside while he put his sausage in your buns and he tossed your salad.
the logistics if doing those at the same time seems didficult
Marlyn manson apparently had ribs removed so he could be that flexible...maybe they don't know tossing requires a tounge...
Am I the only one that finds it creepy that she just told her son/daughter about her cheating on their father???
OP is talking to her mate about a conversation she had with with said mate's parental unit. I highly doubt that this is a married woman telling her spawn about cheating. 1) older women tend to stay away from canned chilli, and 2) thats evidence that can be used for monatery gain...