you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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