had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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