I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Yes because seeing your entrails up close and feeling them leave your body cavity is a good way to describe what I assume was sex.
Y u so litteral? Om nom nom nom
Because it was sarcasm love.
mhaaarrgh(waves bear claw)
I could use a very good bear mauling
GA peach u sound like u need it bad
I deem thee dogfarts in disguise.
lol do you need a sword to dub him dogfart? is there a ceremony?...will there be cake?
Bear maulings are cool, but old school is better. You know, like what Vlad Dracul did to traitors. Aww yeeeeah...
Here we go again. Damn I wish my phone had a sarc mark in the font settings!