So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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