One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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