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  • poor guy. he didn't even get some to have those kids. he just jacked off in a cup. bummer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:52am
  • so what if its off the soup. i'm pretty sure i laughed for a good five minutes after seeing this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:23pm
  • this has got to be the most funny thing i have ever read on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:35am
  • Dude, Jon came to my college and we partied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:00am
  • i'm not surprised jon allegedly cheated on kate. i'd cheat on that bitch too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:27pm
  • ICAM 12:56. Jon would do a MUCh better job witht he kids than that stupid cunt Kate would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:29pm
  • HAHHAAHAH that really made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:42pm
  • i watch the soup yo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • Dear TFLN: it's the beginning of the end when you start censoring. Way to remove the Asian vs chainsaw post. I thought it was tasteless too, but good luck trying to censor your entire site. Last one out, please turn off the lights!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:37pm
  • WOW! Mady is just a child. whether you hate the show or not saying you want to kill her is a bit STRONG don't you think? She is only acting like children sometimes act. Good grief she is just a little girl. If this show bothers you that much don't watch it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:56am
  • i have never watched even a few minutes of the show. who the fuck cares about some ugly bitch and her 8 kids? i didn't realize that it was a huge scandal in the media. sorry that i don't follow t.v.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:08pm
  • LMAO FUCKIN LOVE IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:29am
  • because god knows the soup is 100% original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:08am
  • sensor who said sensor. there's no sensorability in sensoring good sense and that's my two sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:20pm
  • obviously the person who sent this text doesn't watch the show because it is spelled JON* and I definitely would not mind if he just killed Maddy-I hate her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Holy shit, this site has a problem with "chinks don't use power tools"??? Get bent and fucked, TFLN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:38pm
  • I love teh soup :). And I laughed so fucking hard when I read this... Its hilarious in a very very wrong way... because killing children is bad...but Kate is a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:58am
  • Hahahahaha this is hilarious. And it's my area code which makes it 100% better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:36pm
  • sooooo true poor jon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:29pm
  • i'm pretty sure nobody watches the soup. so it doesn't matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:29am
  • Funny but it was basically stolen from a "The Soup" punch line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:26pm
    • So you're not allowed to send friends jokes from tv shows?

      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:42pm
  • this is prob the best thing i have read in a long time!!! poor jon, he prob will snap, but hopefully he'll only kill kate =] and maybe maddy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:22pm
  • this is the greatestest quote of the year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:53am
  • Haha lol whatver u do jon.....please keep joel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Go on youtube and search for "Kate Gosselin denies Mady water." I hate this stupid bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:34am
  • censor is spelled censor, with a 'c' dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:05pm
  • A- I love that this text is from the Lancaster, PA area code. B- Fuck the fucking censorship bullshit. 98% of all material on this website is offensive. We're all offensive. Why the fuck would you sensor anything here???!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:12pm
  • FUNNIEST SHIT ON TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:25pm
  • :( fucking love j & k + 8 and nobody should fuck with them dammit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:06am
  • I'm glad someone else realized it's a rip off of an old soup jokee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:02am
  • everyone watches this show....that could be the reason why it's such a scandal in the media right now. get a clue retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:06pm
  • hey 10:52, if you really watched the show and/or had a life, you would know its spelled MADY and you wouldnt be correcting people on their text message spelling skills, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Way to rip off Joel McHale.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:52am
  • awwwa be nice to mady! its not her fault shes a cunt...she gets it from her mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:12pm
  • HAHAHA i just did a double take at this post :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Jon doing time, minus 9... let's keep the rhyme people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:34pm
  • LMFAO I laughed so hard at this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:18am
  • 11:26, glad somebody said something. Thanks texter for plagiarizing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:01am
  • hahahahhahahhahahaahaha funniest text ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:13pm
  • they should censor bad spelling and grammar since blogs like these seem to attract the armpit of america (& the world).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • 717 is a lot more than just Lancaster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:26pm
  • ummm 10:52 who the fuck does watch this show?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:55pm
  • hahahaha my sister feels the same 10:22 lol...he gets treated like one of the kids by Kate lol...sems like he's just ready to kill everyone one day hmmm...interesting spin off show to OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Lmfao this one made me burst out in the middle of work...might get in trouble but this is one of the best texts on here.

    Submitted by A__C on May 28, 10 at 11:27am
  • ... LOL my friend and me were talking about the same thing this morning (: kate's a fuckin whore i'd stab that bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:26pm
  • I've met Kate. she's a BITCH. tried to return four hundred dollars worth of high quality clothing that TLC bought her kids to the store I worked at because they weren't "expensive looking enough for her kids."

    Submitted by lipslikegravity on Mar 30, 11 at 4:10pm
  • That's ridiculous...he would never hurt the children. ;P <3 Jon AND kate AND all those little childrens. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:42am
  • ahahahahahahahahahaaaa soo much win in one sentance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I'd totally watch john minus kate needs a date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:37am
  • Who gives a shit if its been on The Soup? And god forbid someone spell a name wrong!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:17am
  • ^omg i would totally watch that. just because it rhymes. who doesn't love titles that rhyme?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:47am