one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
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poor guy. he didn't even get some to have those kids. he just jacked off in a cup. bummer.
so what if its off the soup. i'm pretty sure i laughed for a good five minutes after seeing this.
this has got to be the most funny thing i have ever read on this website
Dude, Jon came to my college and we partied.
i'm not surprised jon allegedly cheated on kate. i'd cheat on that bitch too.
ICAM 12:56. Jon would do a MUCh better job witht he kids than that stupid cunt Kate would.
LMAO FUCKIN LOVE IT
Dear TFLN: it's the beginning of the end when you start censoring. Way to remove the Asian vs chainsaw post. I thought it was tasteless too, but good luck trying to censor your entire site. Last one out, please turn off the lights!
WOW! Mady is just a child. whether you hate the show or not saying you want to kill her is a bit STRONG don't you think? She is only acting like children sometimes act. Good grief she is just a little girl. If this show bothers you that much don't watch it.
i watch the soup yo
i have never watched even a few minutes of the show. who the fuck cares about some ugly bitch and her 8 kids? i didn't realize that it was a huge scandal in the media. sorry that i don't follow t.v.
because god knows the soup is 100% original
I love teh soup :). And I laughed so fucking hard when I read this... Its hilarious in a very very wrong way... because killing children is bad...but Kate is a bitch.
obviously the person who sent this text doesn't watch the show because it is spelled JON* and I definitely would not mind if he just killed Maddy-I hate her.
Holy shit, this site has a problem with "chinks don't use power tools"??? Get bent and fucked, TFLN!
Hahahahaha this is hilarious. And it's my area code which makes it 100% better.
Funny but it was basically stolen from a "The Soup" punch line.
So you're not allowed to send friends jokes from tv shows?
this is prob the best thing i have read in a long time!!!
poor jon, he prob will snap, but hopefully he'll only kill kate =] and maybe maddy lol
this is the greatestest quote of the year
:( fucking love j & k + 8 and nobody should fuck with them dammit
sooooo true poor jon
FUNNIEST SHIT ON TFLN
Haha lol whatver u do jon.....please keep joel
hey 10:52, if you really watched the show and/or had a life, you would know its spelled MADY and you wouldnt be correcting people on their text message spelling skills, dumbass.
I'm glad someone else realized it's a rip off of an old soup jokee
i'm pretty sure nobody watches the soup. so it doesn't matter.
Way to rip off Joel McHale.
A- I love that this text is from the Lancaster, PA area code.
B- Fuck the fucking censorship bullshit. 98% of all material on this website is offensive. We're all offensive. Why the fuck would you sensor anything here???!
Go on youtube and search for "Kate Gosselin denies Mady water."
I hate this stupid bitch.
censor is spelled censor, with a 'c' dumbasses.
sensor who said sensor. there's no sensorability in sensoring good sense and that's my two sense
everyone watches this show....that could be the reason why it's such a scandal in the media right now. get a clue retard
LMFAO I laughed so hard at this
ummm 10:52 who the fuck does watch this show?
HAHHAAHAH that really made me laugh
717 is a lot more than just Lancaster.
awwwa be nice to mady! its not her fault shes a cunt...she gets it from her mother.
Jon doing time, minus 9... let's keep the rhyme people
hahahahhahahhahahaahaha funniest text ever
they should censor bad spelling and grammar since blogs like these seem to attract the armpit of america (& the world).
ahahahahahahahahahaaaa soo much win in one sentance
I've met Kate. she's a BITCH. tried to return four hundred dollars worth of high quality clothing that TLC bought her kids to the store I worked at because they weren't "expensive looking enough for her kids."
... LOL my friend and me were talking about the same thing this morning (:
kate's a fuckin whore
i'd stab that bitch
11:26, glad somebody said something. Thanks texter for plagiarizing.
Lmfao this one made me burst out in the middle of work...might get in trouble but this is one of the best texts on here.
That's ridiculous...he would never hurt the children. ;P
<3 Jon AND kate AND all those little childrens. =)
I'd totally watch john minus kate needs a date.
hahahaha my sister feels the same 10:22 lol...he gets treated like one of the kids by Kate lol...sems like he's just ready to kill everyone one day hmmm...interesting spin off show to OP
HAHAHA i just did a double take at this post :D
Who gives a shit if its been on The Soup? And god forbid someone spell a name wrong!!!
^omg i would totally watch that. just because it rhymes. who doesn't love titles that rhyme?