Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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